Original Tweet: Water: the original multitasker. It can hydrate you, drown your phone, and be the reason you need a midlife crisis-level change to your bathroom routine. #ThanksWater

Edited Tweet: Water: the OG multitasker! It hydrates you, drowns your phone, and might just be the reason you're considering a bathroom makeover that's more dramatic than your last breakup. #ThanksWater